I know it is a little late for turkey season. But With PASS testing going on I am brain dead and this was all that I could think of to write about.
It never fails every year I find the gobblers, buy the equipment, set everything up for turkeys. Then things start coming up. I have to do this, some one needs me to do that. All the while I have been keeping an eye on the turkeys.
Then FINALY I get the chance to go. And nothing. I can not even get one to talk to me. I feel like and ugly girl at a bar. Shaved her legs put on a bunch of make up and cant even get a ugly drunk guy to talk to her.
I only got to go twice this year. I know it is terrible. I went to the places where they always are. Any time I am there I see or here them in that spot. They had sign everywhere. But there were no turkeys to be found. I don’t get it.
Do I have a turkey curse. Has some one put the turkey root on me. I know if I went more often I would have better odds but when you teach all week and have a 10 month old at home time gets stretched pretty thin.
Then to top it off I went by there on Tuesday and there he was talking trash. He must of gobbled 2 dozen times in the 20 minutes that I was outside.
Next year it is ON. I hope he enjoys this year he gets to grow.